Today's Opinions: I tried the Elizabeth Holmes schedule, and here is how it went

What Dr. Oz's Senate campaign is missing; Why are labor markets so sluggish? Look to older workers.; The November jobs report shows covid is still the boss of the economy; Justice Sotomayor drops the S-bomb; The media treats Biden as badly as — or worse than — Trump. Here's proof.; It's time to say it: The conservatives on the Supreme Court lied to us all; Where will Democratic infighting lead? History's answer is clear.; What the conservative arguments against abortion get all wrong; Adjudicating while Catholic; Cartoons by Matt Davies, Kevin Siers, Dana Summers and Hall; Want to regulate 'the algorithm'? It won't be easy.; This innocent man spent 43 years in prison. He will get zip from the state that fought his release.; Who ordered the Uyghur genocide? Look no further than China's leader.; Readers critique The Post: The serious underlying issue behind the annual turkey panic; Sudanese democracy is hanging in the balance. Here's what the West must do.; Rich countries are to blame for omicron ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌  ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌

Sign up for this newsletter Read online Your morning dose of Post commentary and guest opinions.       By Drew Goins Assistant editor  Email This email arrived in your inbox at 6:30 a.m. By that time, you should have worked out, changed, showered, shaved and "perfected," not to mention meditated and thanked God that "most things are not logical."  At least, that's the itinerary if you follow Elizabeth Holmes's bizarre morning timetable, which surfaced in the Theranos founder's ongoing trial. And why shouldn't you? Humor columnist Alexandra Petri does! Or she did, on Friday, to see whether a 4 a.m. wake-up is the key to bamboozling venture capitalists out of their capital. It turns out it is mostly the key to ending up eating spoonfuls of whey powder in your parked car. This piece has everything: assistive yoga, turtlenecks, banana gesturing, "Watch What Happens Live" with Andy Cohen. (It also earned Petri a big mid-workday nap.) ADVERTISEMENT   Anyway, I shouldn't spoil the fun. Read her pre-sunrise romp for yourself — and set your alarm clocks for tomorrow. (Elizabeth Holmes photo by Glenn Chapman/AFP via Getty Images/Text by Elizabeth Holmes from court documents) I tried the Elizabeth Holmes schedule, and here is how it went I am ALL ABOUT BUSINESS! By Alexandra Petri ●  Read more »   What Dr. Oz's Senate campaign is missing There is a word that has barely been mentioned thus far as part of his launch. By Karen Tumulty ●  Read more »   Why are labor markets so sluggish? Look to older workers. The data on labor force participation provide tantalizing clues. By Henry Olsen ●  Read more »   The November jobs report shows covid is still the boss of the economy The key to solving the economic crisis is solving the public health one first. By Catherine Rampell ●  Read more »   ADVERTISEMENT   Justice Sotomayor drops the S-bomb Is this Sonia Sotomayor's finest hour? By Ruth Marcus ●  Read more »   The media treats Biden as badly as — or worse than — Trump. Here's proof. An AI study shows it's not just our imagination. By Dana Milbank ●  Read more »   It's time to say it: The conservatives on the Supreme Court lied to us all And some people were naïve enough to believe they might be telling the truth. By Paul Waldman ●  Read more »   Where will Democratic infighting lead? History's answer is clear. The assault on 'Roe v. Wade' portends worse to come if Democrats fail to offer voters a united vision. By Colbert I. King ●  Read more »   What the conservative arguments against abortion get all wrong It's unseemly for the Supreme Court majority and its friends to pretend a difficult issue has suddenly been made simple. By David Von Drehle ●  Read more »     Editorial Cartoons Adjudicating while Catholic By Michael de Adder ●  Read more »   Cartoons by Matt Davies, Kevin Siers, Dana Summers and Hall Guest editorial cartoons Read more »   Get breaking news alerts, offline reading lists and more. Download the app     The Post's View (Chesnot/Getty) Want to regulate 'the algorithm'? It won't be easy. The latest attempts to reform Section 230 focus on amplification. By the Editorial Board ●  Read more »   This innocent man spent 43 years in prison. He will get zip from the state that fought his release. Missouri's heartless justice systems won't pay Kevin Strickland a penny after stealing half his life. By the Editorial Board ●  Read more »   Who ordered the Uyghur genocide? Look no further than China's leader. Who should be held to account for the Uyghur genocide? The Xinjiang Papers provide evidence that it is China's leaders, including President Xi. By the Editorial Board ●  Read more »     Free for All Letters (Maddie McGarvey for The Washington Post) Readers critique The Post: The serious underlying issue behind the annual turkey panic This week's Free for All letters. By Letters to the Editor ●  Read more »     Global Opinions (Stringer/EPA-EFE/REX/Shutterstock) Sudanese democracy is hanging in the balance. Here's what the West must do. This is the moment for the international community to step in on the side of the Sudanese people. By Rebecca Hamilton ●  Read more »   Rich countries are to blame for omicron Nationalistic policies toward the pandemic are now revealing their costs By Fareed Zakaria ●  Read more »     Try our new daily mini meta crossword It's a week-long adventure that connects a daily 5x5 mini puzzle with a special reveal on Saturdays. Play game   We think you'll like this newsletter Check out Follow Dana Milbank for email alerts every time Dana publishes a new opinion column. Sign up »

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