Magnificent News: Housewives Hangover: This Housewife’s social media posts have landed her in hot water

Friday, January 21, 2022

Housewives Hangover: This Housewife’s social media posts have landed her in hot water

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Jennie, we got your number

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And by that, I mean we got multiple screenshots of past remarks and controversial posts you made on Facebook. Needless to say, people were not pleased at all to find this out. The ladies of Salt Lake City have all been engulfed in so much drama and scandal lately, I have a feeling Lisa Rinna is about to audition for the show thinking it's a soap opera. Jennie did, however, issue her first Notes App-style apology of her Bravo career, which is a milestone not all Housewives hope to make. The question now is: Just how long will her Bravo career last after this?

Mary had a little lamb, and a reason

… to skip the reunion. While we know that skipping Housewives reunions is usually the "Check, please" of a Housewife's Bravo career — we can assume they typically always have a reason for it. And we as the viewers usually are never that surprised at the ladies who choose not to go (cough, LVP). This is why while the news of a #MissingMary was not that surprising to me, I was still mad and sad that we weren't going to be getting any answers from her because, uh, there are A LOT of questions we all have aimed in her direction. She did open up about exactly why she chose not to go — what do you think of her reasoning? Here's hoping that at least one of Meredith's alleged 10 boyfriends took her spot on the couch.

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Speaking of this reunion …

Anyone else still not over their looks? In case you missed them, please look now because they are unofficially (and who knows, maybe soon officially) being dubbed the "worst in Housewives history." Which is saying something because, have you seen how some Housewives dress? I'm guessing Jen must be used to prepping defenses this past year, because she did clap back at some of the haters. Shah-mazing.

O, say, can you C?

Do not take Heather Dubrow to Spencer's

... is definitely the lesson I learned this week on "RHOC" after finding out all the details about the gift Noella gave Heather's daughter. I do have to say, hearing Heather read some of the … graphic (to say the least) parts of this gift made me do a spit-take, so while she may be pissed, it was kind of worth it for me. I mean, this gift and how this Cabo trip is starting off, I really don't think we are going to see these two bond anytime soon. But if they do, maybe they can write a book "Two Peas in a Podcast Room"? Meanwhile, we have had drama with Nobu and Cabo … maybe they just need to go somewhere with a five-letter word, Wordle-style.

Simpson's suspicion

While I'm pretty sure everyone in a 40-mile radius has heard Vicki talk about her ex-fiancé Steve Lodge, I am not at all tired of hearing more stuff about them. Which is why I beelined to this story where Emily Simpson opened up about some of the red flags she noticed while Vicki and Steve were still dating.

Here's hoping that Vicki never has to deal with red flags again, because for this next round of love — she's bringing reinforcements. Click here for all the details about the matchmaker she hired and the new man she's already spending some time with!

Some more stories to read with a cocktail …

Until next week — cheers with a shot of warm tequila,

Danny