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IF DUKE CANNON NAMED FIREWORKS | | Duke Cannon would be remiss if we didn't use this forum to recognize that the 4th of July is coming up fast on the docket calendar. Our nation's birthday is one of our favorite holidays, because A) we love our country, and B) we love our fireworks. But to be frank, we think some of the spark has gone out of firework names lately. So we thought we'd put pen to paper and assemble of list of monikers we'd like to see applied to some of the Class-C pyrotechnics for sale in some of the finest tents across the land this time of year.
| | - Grandpa's Schnapps Fountain
- Zeus Toots
- Sammy Sosa's Corked Bat
- Whiskey Bottle Rockets
- Loud and Impolite
- Jean-Claude Van Bamme
- Catch, Light and Release
- The Firecracker Barrel (Breakfast Available All Day)
- Get a Boom!
- Ray Guy's Right Foot
- Big League Spew
- Chicken & Waffles
- Late Night Show at the Senior Living Center
- Hell's Half Acre
- Illuminator 2: Judgement Day
- Oppenheimer's Reciprocating Saw
- Boom Boom Mancini
- T.N.Tinnitus
- Randy's Wrath
- Buzz Aldrin Bomb
- You Light Up My Life
- The Cul-de-sac Missile Crisis
| | AND SPEAKING OF FIREWORKS | | We still have a limited supply of our Big Bandit Big Ass Brick of Soap on hand to help you clean up after your 4th of July shenanigans. It will provide you with months of explosive lather, and right now, you can get a brick packed with this rich, smokey scent for FREE when you spend $35 at duke cannon dot com. | | | | |
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